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Okay, I wasn't supposed to post about this until the press release came out, but I'm just going to jump the gun, because I'm so excited! So, I don't know if you remember this, but awhile ago, my little sister was the star of an unforgettable episode of THE HILLS. Unfortunately, her scenes didn't make the final cut, but MTV was so enthralled with her that they decided to give ME my own amazing HILLS spinoff! It's called FOUR CEE (after my apartment number) and it's going to be totally amazing. The best part is that MTV decided that I am so charismatic that I get to star in every role. No Whitney, no Audrina, no Lauren, and DEFINITELY no dumb old Heidi! Just me talking to myself! It has been focus grouped to death, and everyone agrees that it is going to be MTV's biggest hit of all times.
Check out the super-secret preview clip from the first episode below!
Check out the super-secret preview clip from the first episode below!
This is exactly how I behaved in high school.
Don't watch this video if you're offended by amazing babies!
Kim Deal says DIVINE HAMMER is all about sex. I mean, it obviously is-- and could there be a hotter lyric than "you're the rod/I'm water"?-- but I also think she's being at least slightly disingenous. Maybe this song is is about sex, but to me there's definitely a lot more going on too. Especially on a Monday, doesn't it seem like it would be really great to have like a massively powerful weapon of heavenly destruction?
For the longest time I wanted to have a divine hammer tattoo, but then an episode of Nip/Tuck (of all things) clued me in to the fact that it could potentially be interpreted as like a Nazi thing. Because Thor has like the best divine hammer ever, and he's all Norse and blonde and everything and I guess neo-Nazis for some reason love Norse gods? Nazis ruin everything great. (Except this song.)
It's pretty hard to look stupid next to a shirtless 16-year-old with neon yellow hair and insane, giant, crazy-straw sunglasses. But this newscaster pulls it off with considerable smarm and disingenuousness.
Conclusion: Corey Worthington should be an example to us all. Never take off the glasses. NO APOLOGIES.






