Friends and MONSTERS
Well the New York Times Magazine sure does know how to get their grubby hands on my hard-earned clickies! First they put one of my dearest friends on the cover, and the very next week they feature TYRA BANKS-- the very woman I consider to be the world's biggest MONSTER-- in the same spot! Naturally it is Emily and not Tyra who is catching all the the heat. Unfortunately I cannot link to my old TYRA BANKS IS A MONSTER post because it was lost when my old website was stolen, but I will offer my thoughts on the Tyra article next week after I have time to read it. I know you can't wait. In the meantime I would like to offer my apologies that the follow-up to THE BLONDE OF THE JOKE may be a couple months late: I have been mesmerized by Jezebel's brilliant Faces of Tyra gif mashup (at right) and have been unable to do anything but stare at it, Narcissus-like, all day. (Because, yes, this is what I look like without makeup.) This condition may persist for quite awhile. Also, I think the guys at the WoW Report are onto something with THIS.
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As you watch the mashup, you have to say to yourself (in Tyra's voice): "model, actress, model, actress, model, actress. see the difference?"
The Tyra piece was legendary! I vaguely recall you making the claim that Tyra hates America and I believed you.
Um, I actually had to put my hand over the flashing Tyra images on the screen in order to read your post. It was still distracting, even with my hand over it. I need bigger hands I guess.